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Can We Make My Super Dark NSFW Version of Masters of the Universe, Now?

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bp_mastersSo, pretty recently that gritty Power Rangers fan film full of bloody violence and tits (if you saw the NSFW version before it was taken down and of course I did) was what everyone was talking about. Had some TV star power going on. Not bad stuff. I was never really one of the kids who was into Power Rangers, though. No, I was more into Transformers and Masters of the Universe (He-Man). So, of course, I’ve got my own dark vision of Masters of the Universe I’d like to do. And it will be so NSFW. Fuck it. We’re going to throw some hardcore sex in there. I see your blood and tits people who made Power Rangers and I raise you a five minute explicit un-simulated sex scene.

So, much like Power Rangers, my vision takes place after the Masters of the Universe show. Eternia has been conquered by Skeletor (who has a skull face and blue skin, and will look scary as fuck). He and his henchmen are living it up. They’ve conquered Eternia and live in Castle Grayskull, which is pretty much entirely staffed by nude women, because wouldn’t you? He-Man/Prince Adam is kept chained up in the dungeon all but forgotten.

power-rangers-fan-film-e1424798024749Five minute scene of Evil-Lyn having a threesome with Trap Jaw (because you know he’s going to have some good attachments) and a random Castle Grayskull naked woman. Except it’s not a random woman, it’s Teela, who is cleverly in disguise as a random naked servant but is actually there to free He-Man/Prince Adam. So, after everyone gets off in our lovely threesome scene (that would utilize plenty of slow-motion, I promise) Teela slaughters Evil-Lyn and Trap Jaw. Just blood and gore and horror all over the naked place.

Have I mentioned the abundance of nudity in this version? Yeah. Lots of it. Full frontal.

Also, lots of blood.

Then Teela frees He-Man from the Dungeon and they slaughter everyone and it’s awesome.

What do you think? Who’s got a million dollars so I can shoot this?

And no, I don’t want to do a porn parody. Porn parodies aren’t really my thing. I only want to have one (extremely explicit) sex scene and then lots of crazy action and I guess a story. Porn parodies are just people in costumes fucking prefaced by some dialogue referencing the material. I want this to be a Masters of the Universe thing that also happens to have a scene of people fucking.

I can have money to make this, now?


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